The one that made me smile: Neo meets his nemesis the doorstop dog. "what you staring at mutt ?"
The one that made me hold my breath: My boy appears to be doing military training !!
The one that made my eyes water: I think I'll give this naked farmers calendar to Fiona of Coombe Mill for Christmas - it did make her snort when I suggested that Farmer Nick might feature in it :)
The one that made me gasp with delight: I've waited 30 years to see Jesus and Mary Chain live and it was completely worth it. My ears have only just stopped ringing.
The one that made me nod appreciatively: I'm not going to explain this because if you're going to the show it will spoil it for you.