So far here are the questions I can answer:
My boy: Mummy can I watch Gruffalo please ?
Hubbie: Where are my swimming trunks ?
The Cat: Miaoooooow (translation: something to do with biscuits)
All of them: When do we eat ?
The Questions I can't answer:
Why did the cat lick Hubbie's marmite on toast yesterday morning ?
Why is it always the one thing that is most precious that my son will drop on the floor and break when he's at someone else's house ? (sorry Janice)
When will I work out how much less shampoo and conditioner to use now my hair is short ?
Why do the bin men always leave the wheelie bin right in the middle of the drive after emptying it ?
And to prove how useful my Mum really is - here is a small sample of questions she can answer:
"Mum how do I programme the economy 7 heating system ?
"Mum, how do I prepare and cook [name of exotic vegetable] ?"
"Mum what do I do with my son, he's not sleeping / eating / listening [delete as appropriate]"
"Mum how did you manage to run a household, raise 4 kids, work full time and prepare a meal from scratch every day ?"
and the questions my Mum can't answer:
"Mum, how do I get past this level on Candy Crush ?"
Personally, I don't see why she isn't running the world :o)